i wuss insipid by tis amazorinf wrk of litititure caled my immoral. it iz a wunderfink storu abot harri painter and his frends nd thus girf ho gets to dat themz and crap liek that. it z suuuu awums plz gu red it an plz red myan becuz it iz eben beddur i tinks

Chapatepapter Won: Da Furts Epidode

it wuz a shiny sparkley dai. da biiiig lite bob in da sky wuz yello and brite. i luked ot mi wandow ans the buttfress was flyin arond and it rominded meh dat 2day wuz da day i culd get a pokettomonsuta nd star my pokejurny liek ash crotchum, whom i waz inded in luv wit.

BUT........i woked up too light!


so i ran, i rn su fat in my py jams as 2 prof orchard's hawse. he wuz wit ash's modder nd they wir taking abot ash's underpants. prof orchard wuz nawt made at mi and gabe me a raichku. it shawked mi 689504 tiemz nd caled me a mediocore dunce cuz it lobes me. Gury waz dere nd sed i was lamb nd he wuld be bitter than mi nd ashypop. tehn wi starterd ur jurny.

sum spearo ataked mi nd my richi laffed. teh i stol a bicockle of sum womin. we waz ten on da roadz to viridiun sity lolol

well dat is choper 1 on my fic fan lololol